What are you thinking buddy?
You can’t just sit on the curb, this is panda territory.
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Panda Hearts Jackets
Posted in Video with tags jackets, Panda on September 28, 2009 by Enrique EnfuegoFunny Thing Happened On My Way To The Gym
Posted in Events with tags Accident, bad drivers, bike, Car, collision, Los Angeles, near death experience on September 26, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
A taxi tried to kill me.
Rocksoft no longer endorses Beverly Hills Cab Co.
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Keep Throwing It Thursdays
Posted in Sports with tags college, Florida, football, gators, heisman, hurricanes, jacory harris, Miami, quarterback, rankings, Sports, the U, tim tebow, trophy, university on September 24, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
That’s what you need to do. Just keep throwing it.
If you don’t know this stud by now, meet Jacory Harris. He’s the sophomore starting quarterback for the University of Miami and he has received a ton of media coverage in the last two weeks.
The kid really had not made it to superstar status, until now. Not only has he made it on to this wonderfully photoshopped cover of NCAA 10, but Rocksoft has taken notice as well.
We wanted to feature a college quarterback from the state of Florida this Thursday and, in all honesty, we could not justify writing anything about that other guy.
That dude is just boring and lame and weird…and awkward. Actually, fuck Tim Tebow.
Yes, you need to produce on the field, but you also need to be a real human being off the field. Like a normal, college human being.
That’s why Jacory Harris is the man. Whether he remains in the Heisman talks this year, or makes a real run for the Trophy next year, the kid is a likeable real dude, and he’s producing on the field.
Plus, the kid’s got style.
Keep on throwing Jacory.
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And Cue The Chewbacca Yell…Now
Posted in News with tags 19.2, baby, big, fat, heavy, indonesia, large, Pounds, record, sumatra on September 24, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
“Bro, shut the eff up. I’m trying to…nevermind.”
FYI, the baby on the left is normal-sized. I’m not trying to be weightialist, but the newborn on the right is 19.2 pounds. That seems a little steep.
Word on the streets of Indonesia is that this man-baby is for real. I know one Boston Celtic that will be in need of a new nickname.
The baby is now comfortably situated in a North Sumatran hospital feasting on a diet of smaller babies and cheesecake puree.
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Medicate Yourself With Style
Posted in Art with tags Adam Winski, Art, bazaar, beverly hills, caipirinha, headache, help remedies, jose andres, medication, medicine, moss, pills, Richard Fine, sls hotel, Style on September 19, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
If you are looking to make a statement with your medical accessories, you may want to look into this line of “Help Remedies” by Adam Winski and Richard Fine. The three varieties available contain acetaminophen tablets for headaches, dramamine for sleep, and bandages for cuts, all of which are packaged in these stylish recyclable materials.
I caught these on display at Moss in the Bazaar at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills. You could go there for the superb tapas and liquid nitrogen caipirinhas or just some headache medicine.
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Happy 64th Birthday, You Stud Muffin
Posted in News, Sports with tags basketball, Bulls, championships, Chicago, coach, Lakers, Los Angeles, michael jordon, nba, Phil Jackson, rings, Sports, titles on September 17, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Always dressed to impress, Phil doesn't have to look happy to look good.
Why so serious? Cheer up man, it’s your 64th birthday. Don’t be a sourpuss about getting old like your boy Michael Jordan. At least your still pulling in championships.
Straight outta Deer Lodge, Montana son!
Rocksoft has already professed its love for Phil Jackson, but the dude deserves recognition on his 64th. So blaze one up Phil, you got as many rings as you do fingers. Be proud.
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At Least It Looked Pretty
Posted in Sports, Throwback Thursdays with tags afl, bills, buffalo, chargers, ESPN, football, jemarcus russell, jerseys, mnf, monday night football, new england, NFL, Oakland, patriots, Raiders, San Diego, Sports, throwbacks, uniforms on September 17, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Ignore the performances for a second and just sit back and admire the beautiful ensembles the San Diego Chargers and Oakland Raiders sported this past Monday night.
It’s really difficult to write about this game because the result posed more questions than answers about each team. The one thing on which we can all agree, these uniforms need to make another appearance this season.
We got to see a another pair of throwbacks on Monday night in the first game of the doubleheader. Again quality uniforms, terrible outcome.
With other teams still waiting to sport their AFL throwbacks, we have much to look forward to this season. As well as some more shitty performances on the field…but at least they’ll look sharp.
"I Suck? Yeah, I Suck."
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Wake Up to the Smell of Bacon
Posted in Rated R with tags bacon, bath, bathe, cleanse, fat, food, grease, shower, soap on September 16, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Bacon seems to be in everything these days. Not just fattening up our favorite food products, but also adding a little something to our sex life.
Now you can clean yourself with a bar of bacon infused soap. No longer do we have to avoid getting soap it in our mouths because now it’s a tasty serving of saturated fat. But if it gets in your eyes? Instant blindness. Use with caution.
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Student Kills Intruder With Sick Samurai Combo Fatality
Posted in News, Rated R with tags burglar, college, crime, Death, gaiden, murder, ninja, Playstation, shank, sword, thief, video game on September 15, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Those countless hours of Ninja Gaiden finally paid off for one serious gamer.
Here is a rule of thumb for thieves, don’t break into a residence of some college kid who owns a sword and wants to put it to real-life use. One burglar disregarded this rule and got his ass shanked to death.
This once again proves that it is truly impossible to defend against the Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, Select, Start combo move.
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Slap Chop Remix! Let’s Go!!!
Posted in Double Dipping, Video with tags cock shot, ComeRoundHere, Commercial, DJ Steve Porter, LaRoushe, Remix, Slap Chop, television, Vince Offer, youtube on September 14, 2009 by Enrique EnfuegoSo many highlights, I wouldn’t know where to start.
A few things:
1. I will definitely be bumping this in the Nissan Cube
2. Vince is back and the world has forgiven him
3. Sorry Cock Shot, but I think you’ve been dethroned
4. Rocksoft has been sleeping, LaRoushe found this months ago
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Snazzy Snuggie 2.1
Posted in Fashion, Video with tags ads, advertisement, commerical, designer series, poor taste, product, Snuggie, television, tv, ugly on September 14, 2009 by Enrique EnfuegoLook at granny get down with the zebra print. Who wouldn’t tap that?
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DIRECTV vs. Versus
Posted in News with tags college football, comcast, corporations, directv, economy, NCAA, television, versus, vs. on September 14, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
All I wanted to do was watch Texas @ Wyoming, but instead I get this?
Outrageous demands? Come on, Comcast only wants the souls of a dozen baby seals. I think DirecTV can afford to give that up. Right?
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While You Were Watching The VMAs…
Posted in Sports, Video with tags grand slam, Kanye West, mtv, Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer, Taylor Swift, tennis, US Open, Video Music Awards, VMA, VMAs on September 14, 2009 by Enrique EnfuegoLatest Source for Lean Protein: Baby Dragon
Posted in Food Blogs with tags 7-11, 7-eleven, breakfast, chicken, delicacies, dragon, Food Blogs, meat, seven eleven, wings on September 11, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
I never thought 7-Eleven was on the cutting edge of meat products, but they really seem to be innovators in this case.
Dragon meat (bone included). Straight wings son. I gotta say, they look a lot smaller than I would have guessed. Maybe this is baby dragon? I didn’t think 7-Eleven sold delicacies.
Whatever the case may be, it’s time to start the day off with dragon wings and a cup of coffee. And make sure you get them “Asian-Style.” I hear dragon from other continents doesn’t taste nearly as good.
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Bootlegging Then Upgrading
Posted in Sports with tags college, football, logos, louisiana state, LSU, mascots, tennessee state, tigers, tsu, university on September 11, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Oh what’s up, LSU? Not looking to intimidating there. Kind of looks like your Bayou Bengal was made by a 3rd grader using Kid Pix.
If you’re looking for intimidation in a university logo, look no farther than the Ohio Valley Conference…
Yeah man, yeah! These Tigers are totally gonna kick some ass!
Tennesssee State son. Taking a logo, bootleg then upgrade.
Too bad the results aren’t reflected on the field.
Still gotta give LSU it’s props. Those Tigers can shred on the brass…
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