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And Cue The Chewbacca Yell…Now

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

article-1215762-068E6196000005DC-457_634x425“Bro, shut the eff up. I’m trying to…nevermind.”

FYI, the baby on the left is normal-sized. I’m not trying to be weightialist, but the newborn on the right is 19.2 pounds. That seems a little steep.

Word on the streets of Indonesia is that this man-baby is for real. I know one Boston Celtic that will be in need of a new nickname.

The baby is now comfortably situated in a North Sumatran hospital feasting on a diet of smaller babies and cheesecake puree.

Enfuego.

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Wake Up to the Smell of Bacon

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

bacon-soapBacon seems to be in everything these days. Not just fattening up our favorite food products, but also adding a little something to our sex life.

Now you can clean yourself with a bar of bacon infused soap. No longer do we have to avoid getting soap it in our mouths because now it’s a tasty serving of saturated fat. But if it gets in your eyes? Instant blindness. Use with caution.

Enfuego.

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