So many highlights, I wouldn’t know where to start.
A few things:
1. I will definitely be bumping this in the Nissan Cube
2. Vince is back and the world has forgiven him
3. Sorry Cock Shot, but I think you’ve been dethroned
4. Rocksoft has been sleeping, LaRoushe found this months ago
Enfuego.
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Like for instance the other day, there was food in my breakfast. So I refused to eat it.
Talk about huge setbacks in life.
Don’t trip, the fun doesn’t end there, in fact, thats not even where it began. For more ways to waste your life to, be sure to check out these gems:
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Listen, it’s totally understandable if this makes you hate me. That’s completely normal.
Calz1.
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…I’m out promoting my band. This was last Thursday.
Shyeah brah.
Calz1.
Did you watch it? Just fucking watch it already.
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Audi, for some reason, has a concept for a flying car called Shark, designed by Kazim Doku
The two-seater flying sportscar is inspired by the motorclycles and airplanes and offers its passengers “strong sensations and high levels of safety.”
This thing looks more like it should be driven underwater. Nonetheless, this is no doubt very sexual.
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Goddamn do I want a cheese burrito.
In other news, Socks was found dead today. He is survived by this photo. Forevers.
Currie confirmed Socks’ death Friday evening and said she was “heartbroken.” She did not give details, referring calls to the Clinton Foundation office.
What am I going to do with myself…
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Peep the auto-tune action on this Urinal Shower infomercial.
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Friday the 13th. It’s today, and it’s happening right now. Just be glad I didn’t post a different image from the selection of runners up I had going on. It doesn’t matter anyway, you know you’re fucked today. So here’s a bullet with your name on it.
Damn, that was lame.
But wait, I can redeem myself…..
Totally.
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You’re a man aren’t you? Well then, act like one you son of a bitch. Now give me my goddamn teddy bear before I lose my shit.
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Calz1.
Actually, super white. What? I was supposed to know that? Go fuck yourself, but make sure peep the fly ass ponytail he sports in this video first. Cool? Cool.
Calz1. | Double Dipping.
Let me start off by introducing a little section I’m calling “Double Dipping”
See, unlike you, I don’t have all the time in the world, so you’ll often catch me stealing my own posts from ComeRoundHere that I find Rocksoft worthy. Oh yeah? Go fuck yourself, you’d do it too.
Calz1.
Imagine stepping into a buddy’s house, and this thing was just kicking it in the corner of the kitchen. “His 4.7 liter keg body, chrome tractor headlight dome, vintage shoe polisher legs and mini bread loaf pan feet have proven popular with the over-21 crowd” …Fucking robots.
And nutritious.
Calz1.
First off, before anything, it’s called a fucking pound, not a fist-bump. But name a politian that would even be considered for something like this. Kind of nuts. Here’s a little slideshow of Barack giving a pound fist-bump to Spiderman in the upcoming issue.
High-top sneakers. Goddamn. Well, Raf Simons released these monsters last week. I’m feeling that. Check out the hefty price tag, though.
Calz1.
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