If you think it’s fucked up that a crazy, unfit, single mother of 6 just had 8 kids, then you haven’t heard of Alfie Patten. Alfie, a 13 year-old boy from the UK, stands at 4ft, has not yet completed all of the stages of puberity, and just had a child. Alfie and his girlfriend, Chantelle Steadman (15-years-old) decided NOT to get an abortion. Chantelle and the newborn baby were released from hospital yesterday. They are living with Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a rented council house in Eastbourne. The family lives on benefits. Maybe this story doesn’t sound THAT fucked up. Maybe lots of 13 year-old boys impregnate their girlfriends, but this 13-yr old looks like he’s 7! It’s disturbing to see the pictures and even more disturbing to read his quotes,“I thought it would be good to have a baby. I didn’t think about how we would afford it.” Obviously, little Alfie doesn’t actually know what it means to THINK.