Wake Up to the Smell of Bacon

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

bacon-soapBacon seems to be in everything these days. Not just fattening up our favorite food products, but also adding a little something to our sex life.

Now you can clean yourself with a bar of bacon infused soap. No longer do we have to avoid getting soap it in our mouths because now it’s a tasty serving of saturated fat. But if it gets in your eyes? Instant blindness. Use with caution.

Enfuego.

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Student Kills Intruder With Sick Samurai Combo Fatality

Posted in News, Rated R with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

20090318-ninjagaiden2kzThose countless hours of Ninja Gaiden finally paid off for one serious gamer.

Here is a rule of thumb for thieves, don’t break into a residence of some college kid who owns a sword and wants to put it to real-life use. One burglar disregarded this rule and got his ass shanked to death.

This once again proves that it is truly impossible to defend against the Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, Select, Start combo move.

Enfuego.

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Slap Chop Remix! Let’s Go!!!

Posted in Double Dipping, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

So many highlights, I wouldn’t know where to start.

A few things:
1. I will definitely be bumping this in the Nissan Cube
2. Vince is back and the world has forgiven him
3. Sorry Cock Shot, but I think you’ve been dethroned
4. Rocksoft has been sleeping, LaRoushe found this months ago

Enfuego.

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Snazzy Snuggie 2.1

Posted in Fashion, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

Look at granny get down with the zebra print. Who wouldn’t tap that?

Enfuego.

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DIRECTV vs. Versus

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

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All I wanted to do was watch Texas @ Wyoming, but instead I get this?

Outrageous demands? Come on, Comcast only wants the souls of a dozen baby seals. I think DirecTV can afford to give that up. Right?

Enfuego.

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While You Were Watching The VMAs…

Posted in Sports, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

This happened…

Enfuego.

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Latest Source for Lean Protein: Baby Dragon

Posted in Food Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

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I never thought 7-Eleven was on the cutting edge of meat products, but they really seem to be innovators in this case.

Dragon meat (bone included). Straight wings son. I gotta say, they look a lot smaller than I would have guessed. Maybe this is baby dragon? I didn’t think 7-Eleven sold delicacies.

Whatever the case may be, it’s time to start the day off with dragon wings and a cup of coffee. And make sure you get them “Asian-Style.” I hear dragon from other continents doesn’t taste nearly as good.

Enfuego.

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