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Funny Thing Happened On My Way To The Gym

Posted in Events with tags , , , , , , on September 26, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

IMG00176-20090921-1633A taxi tried to kill me.

Rocksoft no longer endorses Beverly Hills Cab Co.


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You Wouldn’t … Would You?

Posted in Events, Sports with tags , , , , , , on June 4, 2009 by Production Team

French Open frontrunner Dinara Safina:

For the good of the sport’s ratings, they let fuglies in like this. Every man in America wants to see the hot girl win, so they tune in to see which beauty can defeat the beast. It’s brilliant showmanship by the French Open, really. Every great narrative needs a villain.


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Manny ‘Testes’ Positive

Posted in Events, News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 7, 2009 by Production Team

Something was definitely awry today. When archaeologists study my life thousands of years from now, they will read my gmail chat transcripts and be befuddled when they come to this day:

Eric: dude
me: i know man i know

Nicole: damn
me: yea

Alexandra: did you read that???
me: yea

me: dude manny
Sent at 12:08 PM on Thursday
Jordan: so sad man
Sent at 12:32 PM on Thursday

Crash21071:  fucking manny
Sent at 2:33 PM on Thursday

Mikey: oh manny
me: yup

Hopefully said archaeologists will realize that Manny was just being Womanny.

Poor guy.


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Having A Laugh At Swine Flu

Posted in Events, News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2009 by Production Team

No matter what you choose to call it, a lot of people seem to be upset about this thing.

Well, personally I couldn’t be less concerned about it, not until contracting and dying of it becomes more likely than making an NBA roster. So for now let’s have a laugh shall we? This post is dedicated to all those shaking in their space boots about the flu.


See that? Even the cute little piggy has a sense of humor about it – you sneaky devil!


Now if that isn’t the cutest thing… two swine flu victims showing that they won’t let it come between them!


Awwwwwwwwwwww look, they’re tasting each other!!


Double awwwwww

A couple extras: play a game where you ARE the flu attacking the human race; and read a phunnyz chat convo about the flu between two jolly blokes.

See? It ain’t so bad. More like a trend than a flu!



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ZOMG, Michael Jackson is Weird??

Posted in Art, Events, Music, News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2009 by Production Team

Ok so you know how when people go broke they make matters  significantly worse by desperately selling off the ridiculous shit they owned super super publically, showing their ass completely to the public, further disgracing their image and humiliating themselves and their loved ones? And then all those criminal accusations that were sorta ambiguous when they surfaced and resurfaced come roaring back like Mufasa when everyone sees what was inside that person’s house? But then they get embarrassed or whatever, and maybe realize there was another way to make their debt back, and so they cancel the auction once a bunch of people have already seen it?

No? You don’t know what I’m talking about?

Oh, right…. there is only one MJ.

And “the real MJ” was again partially exposed recently when the Beverly Hilton hosted the Michael Jackson collection. Just check out some of these pictures.


“‘If I can only find a white man, with a black man sound, I could make a million dollars’ Sam Phillips, Sun Record.” Ok.





Two original compositions by MJ (top) and Mccully Culkin. Duhh obviously…



Now excuse me while I go back to my regularly scheduled life and pretend none of this ever happened.

Via The Stranger.


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Happy Birthday Earth Day

Posted in Events, Music Videos, Video with tags , , , , , , , on April 22, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego


The Question Is…. Would You?

Posted in Events with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 20, 2009 by Production Team

Today’s winner of the Boston Marathon, Kara Goucher.

Would you?

After doing a little research on this galzilla, I’m leaning about 70% towards yes with a chance of wind (for binary would-you’s out there, that’s a 1/1). Though she’s got more right angles than she does curves, but you’re guaranteed a flat stomach and more-than-capable athleticism.

She might even cook you some egg whites and a protein shake in the morning.