Archive for February, 2009

Are We There Yet?

Posted in Double Dipping, Gadgets with tags , , on February 28, 2009 by Ev Turn

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Audi, for some reason, has a concept for a flying car called Shark, designed by Kazim Doku

The two-seater flying sportscar is inspired by the motorclycles and airplanes and offers its passengers “strong sensations and high levels of safety.”

This thing looks more like it should be driven underwater. Nonetheless, this is no doubt very sexual.

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Obama Administration Does Coke

Posted in News, Tasty Bevvies with tags , , , , on February 27, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

Despite the similarities between the Obama logo and Pepsi’s redesigned logo…

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And despite Pepsi’s continued efforts to associate itself with the new Administration…

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Pepsi still loses battle to long-time foe Coca-Cola. Sorry Pepsi, but it seems the Obama Admistration prefers Coke.

If I recall correctly, President Bush II, despite being a fan of the nose candy, was more of a Pepsi man.

Enfuego.

Lil Wayne’s Latest Release: Tha Tard’er

Posted in Music, News with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2009 by Production Team

According to journalistic pillar TMZ, if you listen to Weezie, you’re stupid. Somebody “respectable” actually did a study on people’s SAT scores versus their choice of music:

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I mean surely this couldn’t be due to the fact that marketers aim ‘urban’ music at inner-city residents, whose access to quality education is severely compromised because of their economic station, right? Right.

Yeah, Weezie is making them dumb.

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Pause…. pause.

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Cockatoo For Two

Posted in News, Rated R with tags , , , , , on February 27, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

America never disappoints. Especially the Deep South. Super especially Lousiana. News out of Evangeline Parish Sheriff’s Office today, down in good ‘ole cajun country, that a 53-year-old female trucker, who REALLY wanted a pet bird, was charged with aggravated kidnapping of two poor young kids. Her motive? Exchanging the 4 and 5-year-olds for a cockatoo. Yes, a bird.

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Well clearly not just any bird. That thing is totally tubular.

You tell me what’s worse: kidnapping two young kids and trading them for a cockatoo or selling your 14-year-old daughter for $16,000, 100 cases of beer, and several cases of meat?

The bird will probably outlast the money, meat and beer, but it’s still a toss up in my mind.

Enfuego.

Arrested Redevelopment

Posted in Movies, News with tags , , , , , , on February 27, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

One of the funniest, most clever television series of the past decade just got one step closer to hitting the silver screen. The entire cast of “Arrested Development” is now on board to shoot the feature length film, which may not even have a script yet.

What was the hold up? Michael Cera, who will always be remembered by many as George Michael Bluth, was concerned that this role would only further contribute to being typecast as someone similar to George Michael.  In my opinion, that is not the worst thing in the world. His character’s awkward situations on the show are some of my favorite clips from any tv series. It’s what he does well and he should embrace it.

Couldn’t find a suitable clip, but the shirt he’s rocking in this pic is where it’s at…

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Enfuego.

Laziness Over Ugliness

Posted in Gadgets, News with tags , , , , on February 27, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

I was eating breakfast this morning, watching some TV, and I had the good fortune of seeing a commercial for this beauty…

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What the fuck is that, you say?  It’s a Topsy Turvy Upside Down Hanging Tomato Planter. I know you are all dying to have one on your front porch too, so don’t hesistate swing by their website and drop $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

What are the benefits of this device besides aesthetics? For starters, you know longer have to dig or weed, or maintain any sort of garden for that matter. Instead of having a quaint little garden you can show to your house guests, you can hang one of these bad boys anywhere you please. I think it would make a fly ass chandelier…

Oh America, sometimes I wonder if I even know you anymore.

Enfuego.

Stans Stans Stans

Posted in Events with tags , , , , , on February 26, 2009 by Z TRAIN

Till daddy took the t bird away…

picture3Here is this week’s Stans Flyer

Come Dance 205 Chrystie

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