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Keep Throwing It Thursdays

Posted in Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

jacory11That’s what you need to do. Just keep throwing it.

If you don’t know this stud by now, meet Jacory Harris. He’s the sophomore starting quarterback for the University of Miami and he has received a ton of media coverage in the last two weeks.

The kid really had not made it to superstar status, until now. Not only has he made it on to this wonderfully photoshopped cover of NCAA 10, but Rocksoft has taken notice as well.

We wanted to feature a college quarterback from the state of Florida this Thursday and, in all honesty, we could not justify writing anything about that other guy.

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That dude is just boring and lame and weird…and awkward. Actually, fuck Tim Tebow.

Yes, you need to produce on the field, but you also need to be a real human being off the field. Like a normal, college human being.

That’s why Jacory Harris is the man. Whether he remains in the Heisman talks this year, or makes a real run for the Trophy next year, the kid is a likeable real dude, and he’s producing on the field.

Plus, the kid’s got style. 

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Keep on throwing Jacory.

Enfuego.

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Britney’s Pussy Likes to Hang Out

Posted in News, Rated R, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2009 by Jennesis

This past Sunday night, Brtiney Spears was performing in Tampa, Florida when a major wardrobe malfunction occurred. After performing “I’m a Slave for You,” Britney was heard saying “my pussy is hanging out!” I don’t see why her microphone was on because it’s well-known that she is lip-synching the entire show. Also, who hasn’t seen Brit Brit’s vajayjay before? At least she keeps that shit nice and tidy. Thanks Perez for the awesome pics and video footage. 

Jsis.

 

 

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Nuggets, No Glory

Posted in News, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 4, 2009 by Production Team

The big buzz news today regards a woman who called 9-1-1 because McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets. I don’t blame her in the slightest.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

First of all, she had already paid for the Nuggets when they told her they were out and they refused to refund her. Isn’t that accepting money on false pretenses?

Second, the woman is 27, making her, by my calculations, a perfect age to have grown up with the incredibly enticing nuggets-come-alive commercials, like this one:

I mean I was only 2 when these commercials aired, and they made me not only crave McNuggets, but want to be black and dance like Ronald McDonald.

So, Latreasa in Florida, I’m with you on this one… it ain’t our fault advertising made us love McNuggets like a fat kid love cake. Maybe the 9-1-1 call was a little excessive. But we all get excessive sometimes, don’t we?

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