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Snazzy Snuggie 2.1

Posted in Fashion, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

Look at granny get down with the zebra print. Who wouldn’t tap that?

Enfuego.

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Throwback to the Future

Posted in Sports, Throwback Thursdays with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

With Opening Day just around the corner, Rocksoft would like to pay tribute to one of the MLB’s worst ideas.

Here is what those in the late 90’s thought the 2020’s would look like…

A Bunch of Dude-bros (Helmets sponsored by Reynolds Wrap)

A Bunch of Dude-bros (Helmets sponsored by Reynolds Wrap)

One Douchebag of the Century

One Douchebag of the Century

The Result of Decades of Tapping the Rockies

The Result of Decades of Tapping the Rockies

Clearly the MLB predicted an extreme decline in style in the not-so-distant future. Let’s hope this does not happen.

If this has not satisfied your fix for ugly late 90’s sports future-wear then you can view them all here. But keep in mind that you disgust me.

(via the dinged up cabeza of Schreck Money)

Enfuego.

Taylor Swift… You don’t have me fooled!

Posted in Music with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 26, 2009 by Z TRAIN

I have for some reason a copy of Rolling Stone magazine behind my toilet and was mozing thru it the other day. This is the one with 19 year-old flame throwing country singer Taylor (Stromile) Swift on the cover.

People have been telling me she is a fox. But look at this picture people, she is creepy looking, she looks kinda like Sabertooth from X-Men. 

So I’m onto you Taylor Swift. I don’t think you are as hot as I was told you were.

The one on the left she  has mermaid make up on. On the right we have the return of Sabertooth. I also wonder what happens to Taylor if someone pours a glass of water on her face… I’m melting is what happens! The straw that broke the camel’s back for me though was the pic of her as a youngster…

AHHHH!!!!! SCARRRRY!!!

Don’t get me wrong though, I would still poke her… (The one on the right obviously.)

 z.

On another note, this interesting ad was found on the inner cover of the same Rolling Stone issue…

 

THIS MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.