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Keep Throwing It Thursdays

Posted in Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

jacory11That’s what you need to do. Just keep throwing it.

If you don’t know this stud by now, meet Jacory Harris. He’s the sophomore starting quarterback for the University of Miami and he has received a ton of media coverage in the last two weeks.

The kid really had not made it to superstar status, until now. Not only has he made it on to this wonderfully photoshopped cover of NCAA 10, but Rocksoft has taken notice as well.

We wanted to feature a college quarterback from the state of Florida this Thursday and, in all honesty, we could not justify writing anything about that other guy.

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That dude is just boring and lame and weird…and awkward. Actually, fuck Tim Tebow.

Yes, you need to produce on the field, but you also need to be a real human being off the field. Like a normal, college human being.

That’s why Jacory Harris is the man. Whether he remains in the Heisman talks this year, or makes a real run for the Trophy next year, the kid is a likeable real dude, and he’s producing on the field.

Plus, the kid’s got style. 

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Keep on throwing Jacory.

Enfuego.

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Happy 64th Birthday, You Stud Muffin

Posted in News, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 17, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Always dressed to impressed, Phil doesn't have to look happy to look good.

Always dressed to impress, Phil doesn't have to look happy to look good.

Why so serious? Cheer up man, it’s your 64th birthday. Don’t be a sourpuss about getting old like your boy Michael Jordan. At least your still pulling in championships.

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Straight outta Deer Lodge, Montana son!

Rocksoft has already professed its love for Phil Jackson, but the dude deserves recognition on his 64th. So blaze one up Phil, you got as many rings as you do fingers. Be proud.

Enfuego.

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At Least It Looked Pretty

Posted in Sports, Throwback Thursdays with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 17, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

Chargers Raiders FootballIgnore the performances for a second and just sit back and admire the beautiful ensembles the San Diego Chargers and Oakland Raiders sported this past Monday night.

APTOPIX Chargers Raiders FootballIt’s really difficult to write about this game because the result posed more questions than answers about each team. The one thing on which we can all agree, these uniforms need to make another appearance this season.

We got to see a another pair of throwbacks on Monday night in the first game of the doubleheader.  Again quality uniforms, terrible outcome.

With other teams still waiting to sport their AFL throwbacks, we have much to look forward to this season. As well as some more shitty performances on the field…but at least they’ll look sharp.

"I Suck? Yeah, I Suck."

"I Suck? Yeah, I Suck."

Enfuego.

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Throwback to the Future

Posted in Sports, Throwback Thursdays with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

With Opening Day just around the corner, Rocksoft would like to pay tribute to one of the MLB’s worst ideas.

Here is what those in the late 90’s thought the 2020’s would look like…

A Bunch of Dude-bros (Helmets sponsored by Reynolds Wrap)

A Bunch of Dude-bros (Helmets sponsored by Reynolds Wrap)

One Douchebag of the Century

One Douchebag of the Century

The Result of Decades of Tapping the Rockies

The Result of Decades of Tapping the Rockies

Clearly the MLB predicted an extreme decline in style in the not-so-distant future. Let’s hope this does not happen.

If this has not satisfied your fix for ugly late 90’s sports future-wear then you can view them all here. But keep in mind that you disgust me.

(via the dinged up cabeza of Schreck Money)

Enfuego.

Love Train

Posted in Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 4, 2009 by Z TRAIN

Dantes Peek

Steroids + Altitude + Mullets + No Humidifier = Ladies and Gentlemen your 1996 Colorado Rockies

AVG   R   HR   RBI   SLG

Ellis Burks             .344   142   40   128   .408

Dante Bichette      .313    114   31   141   .531

Vinny Castilla       .303      97   40   113   .548

Andres Galarraga .357   119   47   150   .601

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