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And Cue The Chewbacca Yell…Now

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

article-1215762-068E6196000005DC-457_634x425“Bro, shut the eff up. I’m trying to…nevermind.”

FYI, the baby on the left is normal-sized. I’m not trying to be weightialist, but the newborn on the right is 19.2 pounds. That seems a little steep.

Word on the streets of Indonesia is that this man-baby is for real. I know one Boston Celtic that will be in need of a new nickname.

The baby is now comfortably situated in a North Sumatran hospital feasting on a diet of smaller babies and cheesecake puree.

Enfuego.

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Happy 64th Birthday, You Stud Muffin

Posted in News, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 17, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Always dressed to impressed, Phil doesn't have to look happy to look good.

Always dressed to impress, Phil doesn't have to look happy to look good.

Why so serious? Cheer up man, it’s your 64th birthday. Don’t be a sourpuss about getting old like your boy Michael Jordan. At least your still pulling in championships.

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Straight outta Deer Lodge, Montana son!

Rocksoft has already professed its love for Phil Jackson, but the dude deserves recognition on his 64th. So blaze one up Phil, you got as many rings as you do fingers. Be proud.

Enfuego.

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Student Kills Intruder With Sick Samurai Combo Fatality

Posted in News, Rated R with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

20090318-ninjagaiden2kzThose countless hours of Ninja Gaiden finally paid off for one serious gamer.

Here is a rule of thumb for thieves, don’t break into a residence of some college kid who owns a sword and wants to put it to real-life use. One burglar disregarded this rule and got his ass shanked to death.

This once again proves that it is truly impossible to defend against the Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, Select, Start combo move.

Enfuego.

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DIRECTV vs. Versus

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

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All I wanted to do was watch Texas @ Wyoming, but instead I get this?

Outrageous demands? Come on, Comcast only wants the souls of a dozen baby seals. I think DirecTV can afford to give that up. Right?

Enfuego.

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Coming Soon To Your Child’s Esophagus…

Posted in Art, News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 16, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

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We don’t know much about the upcoming line of Lego products.  But by the looks of this Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece, there is something to be excited about.

I’m just glad I finally found a Father’s Day present for Frank Gehry.

No bad sons here…

Enfuego.

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M&M’s and Coconut Finally Unite

Posted in Food Blogs, News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 5, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

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Mars Corporation, this is long overdue. M&M’s are such a solid product and have the capability to take on some interesting flavors, however coconut managed to remain off the list. Until now.

Coconut M&M’s will be available as a limited edition flavor in stores this Summer and early word is that they taste as good as they sound.  

Definitely buying a few one pound bags of these.

On the other hand, the “Transformers” themed M&M’s, not so down…

mms_transformer_packagingEnfuego.

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Do You Believe in Magic?

Posted in News, Sports, Throwback Thursdays with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 4, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

magic johnsonYour name might be the Magic, but the real Magic resides in Los Angeles.

Tonight the NBA Finals begin and the Lakers face an unlikely, yet formidable, opponent in the Orlando Magic.

The two franchises are most commonly linked by the fact the Shaquille O’Neal played for both teams. Another link being Orlando’s team name and the name of the greatest Laker of all time. But this association is the first that comes to most people’s minds…

Bobcats Magic BasketballThe Lakers’ 12th man vs. the Magic’s most unreliable 3-point shooter immortalized by this moment of athletic intimacy.

Not only do the Lakers have the Magic on their side, they got Adam Morrison.

Things are looking up.

Enfuego.

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