Archive for the Rated R Category

Wake Up to the Smell of Bacon

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

bacon-soapBacon seems to be in everything these days. Not just fattening up our favorite food products, but also adding a little something to our sex life.

Now you can clean yourself with a bar of bacon infused soap. No longer do we have to avoid getting soap it in our mouths because now it’s a tasty serving of saturated fat. But if it gets in your eyes? Instant blindness. Use with caution.

Enfuego.

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Student Kills Intruder With Sick Samurai Combo Fatality

Posted in News, Rated R with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

20090318-ninjagaiden2kzThose countless hours of Ninja Gaiden finally paid off for one serious gamer.

Here is a rule of thumb for thieves, don’t break into a residence of some college kid who owns a sword and wants to put it to real-life use. One burglar disregarded this rule and got his ass shanked to death.

This once again proves that it is truly impossible to defend against the Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, Select, Start combo move.

Enfuego.

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Blogworthy Site Defined

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , on September 9, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

yo-dawg-beerWhen keeping it real goes wrong.

Now you know Rocksoft is a huge fan of these Xzibit images, but little did we know there was a website dedicated to this brilliant series.

Yo (Yo Dawg) Dawg, you make my daaaay-eeeyyaayy.

Enfuego (via LaRoushe).

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Wikipedia Is A Racist

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , , , on June 17, 2009 by Production Team

And don’t give me that “actually wikipedia is an open-source encyclopedia, meaning anyone in their righteously bigoted mind can edit it” nonsense.

frank fran

Shameful.

-$.

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Monkey Goes to a Party, Gets Smashed, Sees Who His Real Friends Are

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , on June 6, 2009 by Ev Turn

Poor Monkey

“No, Dr. Baloney, you won’t feel like this forever.”

Note the token asshole in the back with Flip.

but you know what, with Coco Pebbles sometimes you just forget about limits.

Calz1. (and im back on bullshiiiiiit)

Texts From Last Night

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , , , on June 3, 2009 by Jennesis

I’m pretty sure I just found my new favorite time-killing website. You know those text messages you send and then instantly regret? Or the ones you receive late-night, randomly that make you feel slightly uncomfortable? Well,  someone created a site for you and everyone else in the world to post these classic text messages. You have to sift through them, but there are definitely some golden texts in there.

Some of my favorites so far

(614): She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
(410): Sounds like a really classy character….
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.

(512): Can Purell be used as lube?

(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you’re making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

(925): i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said “pish posh, i love surprise sex”

Jsis.

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Explosions and Boobs

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , , , on June 2, 2009 by Jennesis

Do you have a penis? Then you probably like explosions and you probably like boobs. Unless, of course, you also like penis, in which case, this might not be the post for you. Well some creative, probably male, human being created a website that combines both the glorious nature of explosions juxtaposed with arguably one of the best parts of the female body, boobs. While some of the boob shots are truly lackluster, most of them go well next to the mostly intriguing shots of explosions.  Even though the site isn’t the greatest website in the world, I admire the man who came up with such a ridiculous idea. 

explosion054boobs020

Jsis.

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