Sar-gasm

The Onion newspaper has made a living off of sarcasm for way more years than I will ever understand. Usually their jokes live and die with headlines. But it seems like the company is finding its niche with its website’s fake news video content. The comedy just hits home better in this format, like in this one called Sony’s New Release: The Stupid Fucking Piece of Shit That Doesn’t Do The Goddamn Thing It’s Supposed To.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Another lol’tastic but less vulgar one:

See what they do here, students? They take characteristics these two companies are known for (Sony’s malfunctions and Apple’s unnecessarily sleek innovations) and send them to such hyperbolic extents that we end up literally Rolling On The Floor Laughing Our Asses Off!!!

Are you taking notes?

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PSP2: New Concept, Welcome to 2009

Check out this new concept, just as the PSP-3000 rolls out, this design surfaces. The idea is you can unravel it like a scroll and when you’re done, just roll it back up. Peep the analog sticks. Nice.

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