I Spy Video: Robert “Bobby” Barisford Brown

Barisford has to be one of the cooler middle names I’ve heard. I’m gonna pocket that one.

Today’s I Spy Video comes from the one and only Bobby Brown…

0:24 – It must be great to be Bobby. Not only do you know plane schedules by heart, but rolexes appear next to your remote even when clearly not there 13 seconds earlier.
0:32 – Don’t take my word for it, but if you called a white girl “thickness” I think you’d get your dick bit.
0:46 – I think I know what that something is… of course, it could be a giant crack rock.
1:03 – Ok, maybe it’s a 1988 thing, but he just took a blindfold off of a statue. Ok.
1:41 – Why is he benchpressing at midnight? Is he that self-conscious?
2:41 – WOAH. A 5-CD changer in 1988??? I wonder if he had an iPod secretly stashed somewhere too.
3:04 – Rose-colored blazer with hammer pants … I have a lot to learn about love-making.
3:12 – That explains the inspiration for this.
3:33 – DAMN. He just pulled a full house, Kings full of Aces. Jesus Christ, I’m not worthy..
3:40 – That butler is miserable. How couldn’t he be? Bobby-boy must make him feel inadequate on a daily basis.
4:30 – I guess the bubble background deserves a mention for all the effort it put into the success of this video.

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