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Wikipedia Is A Racist

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , , , on June 17, 2009 by Production Team

And don’t give me that “actually wikipedia is an open-source encyclopedia, meaning anyone in their righteously bigoted mind can edit it” nonsense.

frank fran



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Manny ‘Testes’ Positive

Posted in Events, News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 7, 2009 by Production Team

Something was definitely awry today. When archaeologists study my life thousands of years from now, they will read my gmail chat transcripts and be befuddled when they come to this day:

Eric: dude
me: i know man i know

Nicole: damn
me: yea

Alexandra: did you read that???
me: yea

me: dude manny
Sent at 12:08 PM on Thursday
Jordan: so sad man
Sent at 12:32 PM on Thursday

Crash21071:  fucking manny
Sent at 2:33 PM on Thursday

Mikey: oh manny
me: yup

Hopefully said archaeologists will realize that Manny was just being Womanny.

Poor guy.


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So Long Cheap Seats

Posted in News, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego
Rockies Dodgers Spring Baseball

"That will be $99, thanks."

The only remaining semi-decent cheap seats in Dodger Stadium have now multiplied in price thanks to a promotional idea involving superstar Manny Ramirez.

The infamous left field pavilion at Chavez Ravine will now be dubbed Mannywood, because of its promixity to the left fielder. Now if you plan to sit in the left field bleachers, don’t expect to find a deal for $5, but rather $50. But it’s all good, you get a t-shirt with your purchase.

Some argue being 350 feet from home plate is no fun, while others enjoy watching Manny make errors from up close. That is why we go to Dodger games, to see Manny field, not bat…right?


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Throwback to the Future

Posted in Sports, Throwback Thursdays with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

With Opening Day just around the corner, Rocksoft would like to pay tribute to one of the MLB’s worst ideas.

Here is what those in the late 90’s thought the 2020’s would look like…

A Bunch of Dude-bros (Helmets sponsored by Reynolds Wrap)

A Bunch of Dude-bros (Helmets sponsored by Reynolds Wrap)

One Douchebag of the Century

One Douchebag of the Century

The Result of Decades of Tapping the Rockies

The Result of Decades of Tapping the Rockies

Clearly the MLB predicted an extreme decline in style in the not-so-distant future. Let’s hope this does not happen.

If this has not satisfied your fix for ugly late 90’s sports future-wear then you can view them all here. But keep in mind that you disgust me.

(via the dinged up cabeza of Schreck Money)


Card Shop V: Say It Ain’t So, ‘fro

Posted in Card Shop with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 17, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

The MLB requires that you wear a cap when playing. Sometimes that leads to hat hair… 


It looks suffocating. Come on Oscar, unleash the beast.


Houston, We Have a Problem

Posted in Sports, Throwback Thursdays with tags , , , , , , , on February 11, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

And the problem is that you don’t wear these jerseys anymore…

10-houston-astrosFrequently the subject of much debate, these jerseys, worn by the Houston Astros in the 1970s and 80s, have been referred to by some as the ugliest uniforms in all of sports. Personally, I think it’s hot fire!