I was eating breakfast this morning, watching some TV, and I had the good fortune of seeing a commercial for this beauty…
What the fuck is that, you say? It’s a Topsy Turvy Upside Down Hanging Tomato Planter. I know you are all dying to have one on your front porch too, so don’t hesistate swing by their website and drop $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
What are the benefits of this device besides aesthetics? For starters, you know longer have to dig or weed, or maintain any sort of garden for that matter. Instead of having a quaint little garden you can show to your house guests, you can hang one of these bad boys anywhere you please. I think it would make a fly ass chandelier…
Oh America, sometimes I wonder if I even know you anymore.
Enfuego.
