Latest Source for Lean Protein: Baby Dragon

I never thought 7-Eleven was on the cutting edge of meat products, but they really seem to be innovators in this case.

Dragon meat (bone included). Straight wings son. I gotta say, they look a lot smaller than I would have guessed. Maybe this is baby dragon? I didn’t think 7-Eleven sold delicacies.

Whatever the case may be, it’s time to start the day off with dragon wings and a cup of coffee. And make sure you get them “Asian-Style.” I hear dragon from other continents doesn’t taste nearly as good.

Enfuego.

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Gluttony IX: Unnecessary Combinations

Why Rubio’s Fresh Mexican Grill, why must you run out of ideas to the point that you go and create something like this?

Few questions…
How do you hold/eat it? Would I want to add ketchup? Does Rubio’s even carry ketchup in their restaurants? They shouldn’t.
Mayo? Mustard? Can I get it animal style?

Hold up. These questions should not even exist.

Ketchup and mayo in a taco?…Rubio’s has gone and straight fucked up a bunch of shit. Now I’m pissed.

Enfuego.

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Study Finds Swine Flu Outbreak and Al Pastor Consumption Unrelated

It’s everyone’s favorite taco meat, braised pork, and it hails from Mexico City. This has lead many to believe that the recent Swine Flu scare, or SARS 2009, is directly related to the shawarma of La ciudad de México, but we are here to assure you that THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION.

Rocksoft takes tacos very seriously, and feel as if an attack against al pastor is an attack against us all. Despite Russia suspending imported meat from Mexico, please continue to order your tacos and burritos al pastor.

Enfuego.

Yes, It’s Hot Dog Season Again

Guess you won’t be getting that Dodger Dog this season?

No, you will. You sick fuck.

Enfuego.

Psycho Economics 101

We are all feeling the effects of the vastly diminishing economy and, while some are selling trivial possessions in order to have a few extra bucks, others are selling their kids. By “others”, I mean one legit father by the name of Marcelino de Jesus Martinez. Martinez decided to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage with his neighbor. Just what was she worth you ask? The sum of $16,000, 100 cases of beer, and several cases of meat. Really? I mean, REALLY? How degrading can you get? First, $16,000 is about the cost of a Ford Focus and, is also a sum much less than what a full-time worker at McDonald’s would make in 1 year. Then, to top it off, you’re willing to give her up for some beer and meat? Wtf is that? And I want specifics! What kind of meat and what kind of beer are we talking about? But here’s the kicker, the moron who purchased said girl never paid up. So what did good old Martinez do? He called the cops to complain and get his daughter back. Was Martinez unaware of the law AGAINST human trafficking? Did he not realize he was fucked in this situation and that perhaps, what he had done was far more fucked up than what the scum that bought the girl did? At first, I was shocked. I know people are dumb, but who knew they were this dumb? But then I saw his picture and it all made sense (see below).

Jsis.