We are all feeling the effects of the vastly diminishing economy and, while some are selling trivial possessions in order to have a few extra bucks, others are selling their kids. By “others”, I mean one legit father by the name of Marcelino de Jesus Martinez. Martinez decided to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage with his neighbor. Just what was she worth you ask? The sum of $16,000, 100 cases of beer, and several cases of meat. Really? I mean, REALLY? How degrading can you get? First, $16,000 is about the cost of a Ford Focus and, is also a sum much less than what a full-time worker at McDonald’s would make in 1 year. Then, to top it off, you’re willing to give her up for some beer and meat? Wtf is that? And I want specifics! What kind of meat and what kind of beer are we talking about? But here’s the kicker, the moron who purchased said girl never paid up. So what did good old Martinez do? He called the cops to complain and get his daughter back. Was Martinez unaware of the law AGAINST human trafficking? Did he not realize he was fucked in this situation and that perhaps, what he had done was far more fucked up than what the scum that bought the girl did? At first, I was shocked. I know people are dumb, but who knew they were this dumb? But then I saw his picture and it all made sense (see below).