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Monkey Goes to a Party, Gets Smashed, Sees Who His Real Friends Are

Posted in Rated R with tags , , , , , on June 6, 2009 by Ev Turn

Poor Monkey

“No, Dr. Baloney, you won’t feel like this forever.”

Note the token asshole in the back with Flip.

but you know what, with Coco Pebbles sometimes you just forget about limits.

Calz1. (and im back on bullshiiiiiit)

Face Off 2: Monkey Bars

Posted in News, Rated R with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 18, 2009 by Enrique Enfuego

There is a certain responsibility that goes along with owning a pet. When that pet is a 200 lb. chimpanzee named Travis, you should probably take that responsibility very seriously. Travis’ owner decided to serve him some Xanax laced tea, and what did she get in return? Her friend’s face ripped off.

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He does not look friendly, but honestly, how would you really know if Travis is experiencing anxiety issues.  Even worse, Travis probably woke up the next morning not remembering a single thing, because he was shot dead by police. Poor Travis.

Enfuego.

[via Ash $. Fiscal]

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