Latest Source for Lean Protein: Baby Dragon

I never thought 7-Eleven was on the cutting edge of meat products, but they really seem to be innovators in this case.

Dragon meat (bone included). Straight wings son. I gotta say, they look a lot smaller than I would have guessed. Maybe this is baby dragon? I didn’t think 7-Eleven sold delicacies.

Whatever the case may be, it’s time to start the day off with dragon wings and a cup of coffee. And make sure you get them “Asian-Style.” I hear dragon from other continents doesn’t taste nearly as good.

Enfuego.

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Gluttony XI: Macarons vs. Macaroons

French macarons are a recent addition to my life. Before it was strictly the coconut-based deli bakery-style macaroon.

Ever since this watershed moment, the two delectable pastries have been vying for my heart’s love.

I was immediately a fan of the assortment of flavors one could find with these sweet treats (Paulette in Beverly Hills provided the above dozen), but the fresh coconut in a chocolate dipped macaroon still takes the cake. Although the French are determined to win me over with their chocolate dipped macaron ice cream sandwich.

Stay tuned for further developments in this battle for one man’s heart.

Enfuego.

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Eat Out, Deep In Tuna

When you plan your trip to the Maldives, be sure to reserve a table at Ithaa Undersea Restaurant. This unique dining experience is sure to get your date wet, while managing to remain dry.

This guy knows what I’m talking about.

Enfuego.

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M&M’s and Coconut Finally Unite

Mars Corporation, this is long overdue. M&M’s are such a solid product and have the capability to take on some interesting flavors, however coconut managed to remain off the list. Until now.

Coconut M&M’s will be available as a limited edition flavor in stores this Summer and early word is that they taste as good as they sound.  

Definitely buying a few one pound bags of these.

On the other hand, the “Transformers” themed M&M’s, not so down…

Enfuego.

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Gluttony X: You Got Self-Served

Part of a balanced breakfast.

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Lucky Charmify Your Life

Is your cereal too bland, but for some reason you won’t buy a sweeter, better tasting cereal? Then here is your solution…

Cerealmarshmallows.com allows you to purchase bags full of the small marshmallows we have all grown to love from years of eating Lucky Charms.

In their words, “They make (cereal) taste great and it’s a great way to get kids (or adults) to enjoy eating healthier cereal.”

What a concept. Get people to eat something healthy by making it unhealthy.

America…maintaining its rep hard.

Enfuego.

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The End of Brownie-Related Murders

No longer will people die in the pursuit of that corner piece from the brownie pan. Thanks to The Edge Brownie Pan, all you greedy fucks out there can be fully satisfied with your dessert without having to shank the child in the party hat standing next to you.

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Gluttony IX: Unnecessary Combinations

Why Rubio’s Fresh Mexican Grill, why must you run out of ideas to the point that you go and create something like this?

Few questions…
How do you hold/eat it? Would I want to add ketchup? Does Rubio’s even carry ketchup in their restaurants? They shouldn’t.
Mayo? Mustard? Can I get it animal style?

Hold up. These questions should not even exist.

Ketchup and mayo in a taco?…Rubio’s has gone and straight fucked up a bunch of shit. Now I’m pissed.

Enfuego.

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Study Finds Swine Flu Outbreak and Al Pastor Consumption Unrelated

It’s everyone’s favorite taco meat, braised pork, and it hails from Mexico City. This has lead many to believe that the recent Swine Flu scare, or SARS 2009, is directly related to the shawarma of La ciudad de México, but we are here to assure you that THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION.

Rocksoft takes tacos very seriously, and feel as if an attack against al pastor is an attack against us all. Despite Russia suspending imported meat from Mexico, please continue to order your tacos and burritos al pastor.

Enfuego.

Digital Mayo

Create a website of scanned images of sandwiches…fuggin’ genius.

These high-res pics can really look wild.

It’s a whole new way of looking at food. I am really digging this.

Homey even has one of my favorite sandwiches of all time, Katz’s Deli Corned Beef Reuben.

Dude eats a gang of sangs.

(via Scanwiches)

Enfuego.