Ok so you know how when people go broke they make matters significantly worse by desperately selling off the ridiculous shit they owned super super publically, showing their ass completely to the public, further disgracing their image and humiliating themselves and their loved ones? And then all those criminal accusations that were sorta ambiguous when they surfaced and resurfaced come roaring back like Mufasa when everyone sees what was inside that person’s house? But then they get embarrassed or whatever, and maybe realize there was another way to make their debt back, and so they cancel the auction once a bunch of people have already seen it?
No? You don’t know what I’m talking about?
Oh, right…. there is only one MJ.
And “the real MJ” was again partially exposed recently when the Beverly Hilton hosted the Michael Jackson collection. Just check out some of these pictures.

“‘If I can only find a white man, with a black man sound, I could make a million dollars’ Sam Phillips, Sun Record.” Ok.




Two original compositions by MJ (top) and Mccully Culkin. Duhh obviously…


Now excuse me while I go back to my regularly scheduled life and pretend none of this ever happened.
Via The Stranger.
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