When you plan your trip to the Maldives, be sure to reserve a table at Ithaa Undersea Restaurant. This unique dining experience is sure to get your date wet, while managing to remain dry.
This guy knows what I’m talking about.
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And don’t give me that “actually wikipedia is an open-source encyclopedia, meaning anyone in their righteously bigoted mind can edit it” nonsense.
Shameful.
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We don’t know much about the upcoming line of Lego products. But by the looks of this Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece, there is something to be excited about.
I’m just glad I finally found a Father’s Day present for Frank Gehry.
No bad sons here…
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Suspects are reportedly of height 0 feet and Dependsonyourscreensize inches, weighing around 400 pixels, colored brightly and slow-moving (unless you press down). They are indecent, on the loose and in heat.
Last seen twisting to Huey Lewis & The News.
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Despite the Laker logo that’s still noticeable on Kobe’s shorts, these images still cause thousands to lose sleep at night.
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For anyone who’s a fan of American Psycho, which is easily in my top 5 favorite movies ever, I have an amazing treat for you…
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“No, Dr. Baloney, you won’t feel like this forever.”
Note the token asshole in the back with Flip.
but you know what, with Coco Pebbles sometimes you just forget about limits.
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Mars Corporation, this is long overdue. M&M’s are such a solid product and have the capability to take on some interesting flavors, however coconut managed to remain off the list. Until now.
Coconut M&M’s will be available as a limited edition flavor in stores this Summer and early word is that they taste as good as they sound.
Definitely buying a few one pound bags of these.
On the other hand, the “Transformers” themed M&M’s, not so down…
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Not sure if this is what the founders of the City of Long Beach had in mind when the started building oil derricks like they were going out of style.
Damnson, Daniel Plainview needs to chill the fuck out. Have a drink, not a milkshake, perhaps a tasty bevy from the local Oil Patch Liquor store.
Now all those oil derricks have successfully been converted to liquor stores like the one above and the City of Long Beach continues to have a thriving economy. We all win.
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French Open frontrunner Dinara Safina:
For the good of the sport’s ratings, they let fuglies in like this. Every man in America wants to see the hot girl win, so they tune in to see which beauty can defeat the beast. It’s brilliant showmanship by the French Open, really. Every great narrative needs a villain.
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Your name might be the Magic, but the real Magic resides in Los Angeles.
Tonight the NBA Finals begin and the Lakers face an unlikely, yet formidable, opponent in the Orlando Magic.
The two franchises are most commonly linked by the fact the Shaquille O’Neal played for both teams. Another link being Orlando’s team name and the name of the greatest Laker of all time. But this association is the first that comes to most people’s minds…
The Lakers’ 12th man vs. the Magic’s most unreliable 3-point shooter immortalized by this moment of athletic intimacy.
Not only do the Lakers have the Magic on their side, they got Adam Morrison.
Things are looking up.
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I’m pretty sure I just found my new favorite time-killing website. You know those text messages you send and then instantly regret? Or the ones you receive late-night, randomly that make you feel slightly uncomfortable? Well, someone created a site for you and everyone else in the world to post these classic text messages. You have to sift through them, but there are definitely some golden texts in there.
Some of my favorites so far
(614): She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
(410): Sounds like a really classy character….
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.
(512): Can Purell be used as lube?
(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you’re making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
(925): i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said “pish posh, i love surprise sex”
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Fitz’s Bottling Company in St. Louis makes some of the best Root Beer and Cream Soda in the nation. What’s great about these guys is that they produce much more than the classic sodas, Strawberry Pop being one of these non-traditional flavors.
This stuff is right on par with their classics. If you could liquify a strawberry starburst, carbonate it, and throw it in a bottle, you’d have Fitz’s Strawberry Pop. If that doesn’t sound appetizing to you, then you aren’t patriotic. Stop letting the terrorists win. Thanks.
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Do you have a penis? Then you probably like explosions and you probably like boobs. Unless, of course, you also like penis, in which case, this might not be the post for you. Well some creative, probably male, human being created a website that combines both the glorious nature of explosions juxtaposed with arguably one of the best parts of the female body, boobs. While some of the boob shots are truly lackluster, most of them go well next to the mostly intriguing shots of explosions. Even though the site isn’t the greatest website in the world, I admire the man who came up with such a ridiculous idea.
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Part of a balanced breakfast.