Because Everything Should Taste Like Bacon
J&D’s has become famous for making bacon flavored products. At first, the products, which include a line of different types of bacon flavored salts and their famous baconnaise, seemed pretty normal. Bacon flavored salt? Sounds like it could be good. Bacon flavored mayonaise? Hmm, again, could be delicious. However, J&D’s has recently expanded by including bacon flavored lube. Really? I understand some don’t enjoy the taste of gentials, but bacon flavored gentials does not sound like much of an improvement.
If you’re the type of guy that thinks that putting lube that tastes like bacon in a girl’s vagina is a good idea, then you might also want to look into the bacon lip balm for when you’re not busy engaging in bacon-flavored cunnilingus.
Jsis.
April 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Mm. Delicious. Barf.
April 29, 2009 at 1:17 am
The bacon lube was an April Fool’s Day joke, if I remember this right. Although I do enjoy the tagline “Keep it sizzlin’!”
May 12, 2009 at 2:00 pm
this would be the perfect gift for RD! HAHA! he loves that shit!
September 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm
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