ShamWow Holds 12X its Weight in Liquid…Does That Include Hooker Blood?

We all know and love Vince from the ShamWow commercials and we all love his nuts he chops in the Slap Chop, but apparently a hooker didn’t feel the same way. Vince was arrested for beating up a prostitute after she allegedly tried bite his tongue off. According to the police report shit when down as follows:

 

• Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
• She propositions him for “straight sex.” He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
• He kisses her.
• She “bit his tongue and would not let go.”
• He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
• He runs down to the hotel lobby.
• They both get arrested.

 

Best story I’ve heard in awhile. Thank you Vince, you’ve made my life better via the ShamWow, the Slap Chop, and now your crazy shenanigans. 

Jsis.