We all know and love Vince from the ShamWow commercials and we all love his nuts he chops in the Slap Chop, but apparently a hooker didn’t feel the same way. Vince was arrested for beating up a prostitute after she allegedly tried bite his tongue off. According to the police report shit when down as follows:
- Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
- She propositions him for “straight sex.” He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
- He kisses her.
- She “bit his tongue and would not let go.”
- He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
- He runs down to the hotel lobby.
- They both get arrested.
Best story I’ve heard in awhile. Thank you Vince, you’ve made my life better via the ShamWow, the Slap Chop, and now your crazy shenanigans.